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oh did you just roll your eyes at me? my heart is torn! { n o t . }

did she really just sing an entire song about singing and dancing and stay completely still? skillful...

i'm so sorry you bruised your kankle...i mean ankle.

don't milk that too much pal...only babies drink more than you do

you're an idiot, but when you think that you're actually the good guy...you're twice the idiot.

girls who chase so hard after lame guys deserve what they get. a broken heart and beach ball growin outa ther hips.

i may want to be a mom someday, but today isn't that day and looking at prego women still makes me nauseous.

you're a hypocrite in an interesting way. you bash on those you most resemble. {s w a g ! }

the stupid is strong with this one.

you're so full of crap the toilet is jealous. time to flush friend....time to flush.

oh you're not gay? you had me fooled.


t h e  e n d .
thank you. thank you.
{ b o w . }